Thanks for the title! I found the text (http://www.recmusic.org/lieder/get_text.html?TextId=20005) and it's hilarious.

Do let me know if you'd ever like anything translated from Italian. Having only singer's Latin [that is, liturgical stuff], I do the opposite of what you do and use my Italian to translate Latin. (This works decently for Renaissance Latin, but is useless when it comes to anything older.)