No one on our side is ever a terrorist, even if they appear to do the same things a terrorist does, like destroy buildings in a suicide attack. Because if God is on your side, you're never a terrorist. And God is always on "our" side. Unlike terrorists, who have ... well, yes, they say they have God on their side too, but clearly they don't, because God would never be on their side because he's on our side.
Re: Those crazy rebel Puritans.
No one on our side is ever a terrorist, even if they appear to do the same things a terrorist does, like destroy buildings in a suicide attack. Because if God is on your side, you're never a terrorist. And God is always on "our" side. Unlike terrorists, who have ... well, yes, they say they have God on their side too, but clearly they don't, because God would never be on their side because he's on our side.
I think I need to go lie down now.